sweaty_palms

sweaty_palms

13 stories

Hello, darling!

Aug 2025
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4
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1 min read
Ah! Shit!
Here we go again [ep-5] Season Finale
May 2025
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1 min read
Mar 2025
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1 min read
Mar 2025
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1 min read
Are you a pedophile?
To those who call their spouses "mommy" or "daddy": mission accomplished. You've successfully weirded me out. Consider this my official request for clarification (and a cessation of the terminology).
Dec 2024
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7
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1 min read
Trust me bro
I did a 'quick Google' search for this one, so take everything with a grain of salt (or perhaps the whole shaker). Don't make the mistake of correcting me.
Nov 2024
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5
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1 min read
Men should NOT have nipples!
This piece is exactly what you expect it to be. So, I ask you to stand with me as I oppose this absolute jest of a creation.
Jan 2024
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6
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1 min read